I was recently diagnosed as having acute glaucoma. When I asked the specialist why this had happened, she said: \"You've got small eyeballs!\" With that, she swept out of the room!
I guess I must have had small eyeballs for 59 years, and nobody, not even my best friend, told me.
Has anybody else had a bizarre explanation for their symptoms that can compete with small eyeballs? Please share your experiences here.